Court-Mandated Savings - The Impulse Judge™

Tools and resources that actually save you money. Reviewed by The Judge. Approved for your wallet.

🆓 Free Tools

None of the links below pay me any commission. I listed them because these tools actually work, and I am tired of watching you waste money. While the Judge approves of all these free tools, I have no control over them and am not responsible for their usage. Use at your own risk, defendant.

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Ad Blockers

You cannot buy what you cannot see. Block ads, block temptation. It is that simple. These are free, open-source, and do not sell your data.

uBlock Origin AdGuard

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Your Local Library + Libby

Stop buying audiobooks and ebooks. Your taxes already paid for them. Libby connects to your library card and gives you free access to thousands of titles. The Judge approves.

Get Libby Find Your Library

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CamelCamelCamel

We prefer you do not checkout at all. But if you MUST buy something on Amazon, at least check if the "sale" price is actually a sale. This tool shows you price history so you do not fall for fake discounts.

CamelCamelCamel Browser Extension

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iFixit (Repair Guides)

Your phone is not broken; you are just lazy. Read the guide, get a screwdriver, and fix it yourself instead of dropping $1,000 on a new one. Free, high-quality repair manuals for everything from iPhones to toasters.

iFixit Browse Guides

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Bitwarden (Password Manager)

Stop paying $60/year for a password manager. This one is open-source, has a free tier for personal use, and does not hold your data hostage. Secure your wallet and your accounts.

Bitwarden Download

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Kanopy (Free Streaming)

You have 5 streaming subscriptions and still say "there is nothing to watch." Cancel them. Use your library card. Watch free movies. Get smarter. Connects to your public library for free films and documentaries.

Kanopy Sign Up Free

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Brands & Developers

Approach the bench carefully. I do not do "influencer shills". I do not read scripts about VPNs protecting me from hackers in coffee shops. If your product actually saves people money, blocks ads, or destroys debt, I might let you into the courtroom after careful deliberation.

The Rules of Engagement

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No Scams If you sell crypto courses, dropshipping kits, or "passive income secrets", do not click the button. You are the problem. I will not just ban you; I will judge you.
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No Fluff. Evidence required I don't read marketing scripts; I look for results. I will cross-examine your product myself. If it fails to save money, I will hold it in contempt of court and might even roast it publicly.
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The User Wins You must offer a free tier or a discount. My defendants are on a court-mandated budget. That is why they are here. Help them, or leave.

🤚 The Affiliate Pledge

Before I partner with anyone, they must understand our standards. We pledge to use commercially reasonable efforts to vet every partner and prioritize your wallet over ours.

Excluded Categories (The "Hard Pass" List):

❌ Crypto/NFT Schemes

❌ Online Casinos

❌ Buy Now Pay Later

❌ Get-Rich-Quick

❌ MLMs

❌ Predatory Lending

Read our full Affiliate Pledge & Excluded Categories in the Terms of Use.

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